smitethepatriarchy:

widebooty:

LOL JESUS

100% support torturing geek boy gatekeeper wannabes, A+.

(Source: bowserfucker)

beastjpg:

abbyinparadise:

exam:

in a scale from 1 to “i love the beatles” how boring are you?

it’s not like the beatles created the revolution that spawned every fucking thing you listen to on the radio or anything

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(Source: minorcutie)

  

Crawled around in the glowing
all-embracing wreckage
Sun-burned and snow-blind

Excavating the space
we left behind

cinnamonandlesbians:

*moves to portland* *finds out kyle maclachlan isnt the actual mayor* *moves away*

  

reallifejerk:

whereweroam:

Believe it or not, George isn’t at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out or I’d pick up the phone, where could I be?
Believe it or not, I’m not home

legendary

  

I’VE WAITED SO LONG
AND NOW I TASTE JASMINE ON MY TONGUE
AND I FEEL SO PROUD TO BE ALIVE

(Source: tofillwithfruit)

thetomska:


What’s going on

she french

thetomska:

What’s going on

she french

(Source: cgpjokes)

admiralbeamish said: Good morning and thank you. A while ago I bought an I ONLY LISTEN TO THE MOUNTAIN GOATS tee and since I've been asked for random high fives and whether or not I am some bizarre goat whisperer. My question is whether the shirt is a binding contract?

johndarnielle:

It is. However, checking out, digging, grooving on, rocking out to, being moved by to the point of obsession with, or just enjoying other music is still perfectly fine under the terms of the shirt. 

Someday my two-line bio for solo appearances, which is a companion piece to the I ONLY LISTEN TO THE MOUNTAIN GOATS shirt/tote bag, will emerge in the wild, and together we will all ponder what the third pillar of my Triforce of  Exaggerated Claims ought to be.